Fashions #1
THe holey pant
A man walks into a clothing marketplace with a pant he had bought there the previous day, and he goes to one of the women clerks, and asks; “I’d like to refund this pant”, showing it to her.
It’s a woman’s pant.
“And here’s my receipt”, he says.
As she takes it and starts looking it over, she asks; “Is there anything wrong with it?” And he replies; “No, it’s the wrong size.”
And then he sees again the holes in the pant, and says to her pointing to the holes; “It was like that when I bought it.”
Then another woman clerk comes over to have a look, and he points to the pant and says to her; “The pant had holes in it when I bought it. I bought it yesterday.”
Then a woman shopper comes walking nearby, and he turns to her pointing to the pant and says; “It was like that when I bought it.”
Fashions #2
the first day they came out with edible clothes
A man and a woman are the first to buy some edible clothes.
Now at home, the woman gets all dressed up in her new edible clothes.
Now the couple is in the bedroom, and the man starts eating.
Then after awhile, he stops. And the woman says; "Well?".
And the man says; "Well what?".
And the woman says; "Aren't you going to eat me?”
And the man replies; “Oh, I'm sorry dear, but after eating all of your clothes, I'm full.”
And now the woman getting upset says to him; "And that spoils dinner too!"
"And on top of that, tomorrow I have nothing to wear!"
