hey doc #1

A man comes to doctor with what seems like a very large belly under his shirt, and he says; "Hey Doc,  people keep telling me that they think I have a hernia, and that I need to see a doctor. So here I am."

Doctor; "Okay, lets have a look."

So after the Doctor examines him, he says to the man; "Well, you don't have a hernia."

Man; "I don't?"

"No, you have a hyena!"

"Don't you have a yard for him?"

So now the man can tell all his acquaintances that Doctor says he doesn't have a hernia, he has a hyena!