hey doc #1
A man comes to doctor with what seems like a very large belly under his shirt, and he says; "Hey Doc, people keep telling me that they think I have a hernia, and that I need to see a doctor. So here I am."
Doctor; "Okay, lets have a look."
So after the Doctor examines him, he says to the man; "Well, you don't have a hernia."
Man; "I don't?"
"No, you have a hyena!"
"Don't you have a yard for him?"
So now the man can tell all his acquaintances that Doctor says he doesn't have a hernia, he has a hyena!