IF I HAD A ... GIRLFRIEND #1
IF I HAD A MEXICAN GIRLFRIEND
If I had a mexican girlfriend, seems like it would be easier.
Because, how does one know what a person wants?
I've never known. Like what does a woman like to eat? Don't know, a mystery to me.
But I've had cats, and so I know how to feed them, I buy them cat food and I know what they need, and so they are happy.
So if I had a mexican girlfriend, I would know --- to give her mexican food.