Hey Jim, our ratings aren't what they should be, do you have any ideas?      

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Jim: Well, let's see.      

 

I know, let's bring in some of those old time actors. That should do the trick.      

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Like who?      

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How about Marlon Brando?       

 

He's dead, Jim.      

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Well, what about Richard Boone?      

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He's dead, Jim.      

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Really? OK, how about Vic Morrow?      

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Jim, he's dead.     

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Oh No. Gary Cooper? Cary Grant?!       

    

They're dead Jim. They're all dead.