jim mahonee, the late interviewer #1

Hey Jim, our ratings aren't what they should be, do you have any ideas?

Jim: Well, let's see.


I know, let's bring in some of those old time actors. That should do the trick.

Like who?

How about Marlon Brando?


He's dead, Jim.

Well, what about Richard Boone?

He's dead, Jim.

Really? OK, how about Vic Morrow?

Jim, he's dead.

Oh No. Gary Cooper? Cary Grant?!

They're dead Jim. They're all dead.