Message from kelly ponds

I want it to be known that the character Amy Pond, of Doctor Who, is in no way any relation of mine, seeing that she is fictional, and I am real - I think, and that I'm no relation of her's, seeing that she was "born" after I was, and I'm not her daughter, or her mother, and she's not my mother, or my daughter or any relation to me, seeing that she is fictional, and as for Riversong...