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the cave man #1
Harry walks into The Cave Man’s cave, and says; “Nice cave you’ve got here,
is it a man cave?”
The Cave Man; “I don’t know, is there a man here?”
“Uh, I don’t know”.
the cave man #2
Harry comes into The Cave Man's Cave, and says; “Hey, the sun is out here,
we can do stuff.”
The Cave Man is getting up.
"By the way, what do we call this?"
"What do we call what?"
"When it's brite out, what do we call that?"
"I don't know. I will think of something later."
So Harry and The Cave Man work outside on doing stuff. They work on stuff until the sun gets low in the sky.
Then The Cave Man says; "Well, let's call it a Day."
"Okay."
And they both go home.
the cave man #3
So Harry and The Cave Man are outside, and there are a few children out running around.
And so Harry says to The Cave Man pointing to the children; “Why don't we have some of those?”
The Cave Man says, "I don't know, but I think we need something more than the two of us".
Then Harry says; "Hey, Why don't we go and find some women with some really long hairs, cut them off, and drag them home?"
"You mean only the hairs, and not the women?"
"Yea, it will be easier."
the cave man #4
Just outside The Cave Man's cave, The Cave Man sees Harry coming with a large club.
And so The Cave Man says, "Wow, you've got a really large club".
Then Harry says; "Yea, and it's larger than yours."
"It's not the size, it's---"
Harry interrupts and says; "Hey, why don't we start a club of our own, and get others to join?"
"We each have a club, why do we need another?"
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