The club #1
THe "Poor People's club"
You don't need to pay anything to be a member of this club! Nothing at all! No fees, no annual dues, you pay nothing!
It's unclear as to what the benefits to being a member of this club are, however. Since no one has any money.
The club #2
THe virgin hq club
Jim and Jane are both virgins and are together talking:
Out of the blue, Jane says; Let's start a virgin club!
Jim; Okay. What will it be about, and what do we do in the club?
So Jane starts thinking and working on a sign for the club and says; Well, we can go out places and do stuff.
You mean, like a date? People who go on dates at some point end up not virgins. And then how can we have a club?
No, I guess that won't work, will it.
What if we go to restaurants and only eat?
People go to restaurants on dates all the time, and they end up not virgins.
Well, what if we take turns, and you can come to my house one time, and I can go to yours another time?
People who go to each other's houses, end up not virgins.
But we can be together, can't we?
As long as there's no hugs or kisses. I've seen it for the millionth time in shows; as soon as a man and a woman kiss, then the next thing we see is they're having sex. And people who have sex can't be virgins. So we would have no club.
Then Ben happens to come by, and sees Jane's sign that she has made, and he says; A virgin club?
And Jane says, Yeah, both Jim and I are virgins.
And Ben says, Ya know, I happen to be a virgin, can I join?
Sure you can!
So Ben says; So what do we do in this virgin club?
And both Jane and Jim reply in unison; NOTHING!