The Horny Hero #1

An attractive woman is outside walking. Then suddenly, she falls down, and hits the top of her head on a bicycle handlebar of which the bicycle is set into a bicycle lock-up bars stand.

It's unclear as to what it was that made her fall. She's laying there a bit dazed, as a brashy red thing swoops down on her from above.

It's a man, a bit tubby, wearing a bright red tight fitting suit, with a yellow cape and yellow boots, and a yellow "H H" on his chest, and 2 yellow horns on his head.

So he comes in close looking at the top of her head, then moves out some to look at her face, as he says; "You've got quite a bump on your head, we better check your anus."

So looking at him with a somewhat confused expression on her face, she manages to lift her arm up toward the top of her head, then down toward her butt, as she says to him; "What does that, have to do with that?"

"Well if you don't want to..." he says as he's getting up and helping her up.

Then as she's pulling herself together, he's standing there with a smile on his face, and his hands on his hips.

It was about then, that a small group of people came walking not far away, and the small woman in the group sees and recognizes the horny hero, and says to the others; "It's the Horny Hero!"

They pay no attention as she runs out calling out; "Horny Hero!"

The Horny Hero turns to her, smiling proudly.

That's when she sees it - a bump, down there. And she says to him; "Hey, Horny Hero, what's that bump you have, are you injured?"

And the Horny Hero says to her; "Oh, don't worry, it's nothing," and in a strong voice as he raises his arm up with his finger pointing straight up to the sky, he finishes by saying; "It will go down,  EVENTUALLY!"

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